Every university student faces problems on their journey to graduation. Mine was being a writer but wanting a real job.

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So, I sold my soul to the devil and got into advertising. The devil and I have since become friends, even lovers occasionally — influencing people one by one and spreading ideas like wildfire.

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We make some pretty cool shit, too.

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Some other random things about me:

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1) I studied aviation for two years in college. Yes, I could probably land a plane, but there's a 50 percent chance I'd forget to lower the landing gear.

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2) I once got third place in a martial arts tournament in Las Vegas. No one needs to know there were only three people in the division.

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3) My dream is to start an advertising agency on a yacht. It will be called Buoyancy because we keep businesses afloat.